What deranged loser would get in trouble with police in Portland and think it's a good idea to tell the police he's Zach Randolph?
Pro sports are so crazy now that even the team officials who do nothing but negotiate contracts need an agent to negotiate their own contract.
Nice gut here on Red Sox ace Josh Beckett. He's more and more like the Babe every day.
Dud alert: Hollywood is thinking of making that steroids book on Barry Bonds -- which reads like a college science text -- into a movie.
USC guard Daniel Hackett is out for the season, but this time it has nothing to do with O.J. Mayo. I think.
How big of a sleeze do you have to be, as a player, for Kelvin Sampson to kick you off the team?
If you didn't watch the big WEC card last night -- and you didn't; nobody has Versus -- you (we) missed one hell of a show.
Here's a lovely picture of the chokeout move in the WEC's main event.
